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[hygge]

Eurovision Loser Party

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[hygge]

[He'd started drinking right around the time he was the only one with 0 points on the board.]

Let's call Sverige to make sure he knows he's not invited.

[He'll be pulling out his phone.]

[volcanic]

[ It's a good thing the magic of Hetalian convenience lets Iceland drink too. Thanks for this Danish drinking habit, bro. ]

This is unfair.

[hygge]

's not, you're right.

You got cheated, Is.

[Ever since that vote, he's been sitting right next to Iceland.]

[volcanic]

I better get more points. [ SULKING oh my gosh.

Don't make him let loose the wrath of Hekla, Europe.

You wouldn't like that. ]

[hygge]

I think you should've, for sure.

[Fiddling with his phone--wait.]

We should invite Sverige after all.

[volcanic]

Wh-- why?








You're not going to punch him, are you?

[hygge]

'Cause then we can tell him that we're not coming to his place next year.

[Grin! Really cheerful one, too.]

And we can see 'is face!

. . . an' then I can punch it.

[lutefisk]

[Meanwhile Norway looks far less upset about the whole ordeal, but it probably has to do with the fact that he's placed last so many times that he's stopped caring after the first.

He's mainly here for two of his favorite past times: drinking and making fun of Sweden, and nothing will get in the way of either.]

Ya ain't aimin' high enough. [He points this out after a swig of beer.] Gotta do somethin' to make him look as pathetic as ya do right now.

[hygge]

What?

[Denmark takes another drink of whatever he has, likely beer.]

's much as I hate it, I was just teasin', Norge.

[A rare moment of Denmark being a good sport to Sweden? Probably not; the other will get plenty of ribbing when he shows his face.]

'sides if we don't show, he might win again.

[lutefisk]

Yer goin' soft.

[Meanwhile he will pat Iceland's head because he is probably within arm's reach and that is what loving big brothers do, though he's still talking to Denmark.]

Don't see how that logic works, seein' as how we helped him win in the first place.

[volcanic]

[ And Iceland is going to try and get Norway to stop doing that!! ]

I don't think boycotting is a good idea.

[hygge]

Nah, the kids at my place like it too much.

[Aaaand another pull. He could go for awhile. He'll swallow with a satisfied sigh. ]

When he shows his face, we'll make him sing the winnin' song for us!

[Because that would be hilarious. ]

[lutefisk]

[spoilers: it isn't working.]

I ain't drunk enough for that.

[volcanic]

[ Wow. ]

No one needs to hear that.

[hygge]

He'd look a real fool though!

[He's going to scoot closer to Iceland than Norway now, brushing Norway's hand away.]

He doesn't like that.

[Only to replace Norway's hand with his own on Iceland's head.]